I'm still stuck in Bangkok because opposition demonstrators have blocked the highway to the airport with their bodies and taken over the airport control tower. Haven't been away from the hotel because there has been a shooting and grenade incident in the city.
The Shangri-La Hotel is right on the banks of the Chao Phraya river, which is muddy but not at all smelly.
This is a "long tailed boat" as seen on Amazing Race Asia.
It's a car or truck engine (rear wheel drive) with the prop shaft actually living up to its name and extending into the water, with a propeller attached. The boat is steered by moving the entire (large) engine on gimbals.
Since the river isn't smelly, water taxis are actually practical.


